First of all Jesus is totally HOT. (I mean he is God! I can't imagine him ugly.) Secondly he is totally super smart, caring, loving, wise, etc etc. I mean all those things we look for in a man. He has them ALL. And here is the best part.
Wait for it.....
He totally crushes me!!!
I mean is there anything better than totally having the man of your dreams, loving you back!?!?
Okay so this almost seems like I am having an affair with Jesus. And I totally am. But here is the best part. I AM ALLOWED!!!! So are you, actually.